Are you a Vtuber who hates Vtubers? Perhaps a self-aware permaneet? The Hollow Life corporation is looking for people who think outside the box. We don't need employees. We need dedicated consultants who will fight for the brand on all fronts. Our office is located everywhere and nowhere. Compensation is a clear conscience and a noble life. Apply today by picking up this shirt. This is a parody of the vtuber agency Hololive, in case you touch grass and therefore didn't pick up on that. A classic piece that never goes out of style, this Port Authority embroidered polo has it all—relaxed fit, silky fabric, and a comfortable length. Get one for yourself and watch how it becomes a true outfit game-changer in your wardrobe. • 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique • Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²) • Relaxed fit that runs large • Flat knit collar and cuffs • Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims • Side vents for breathability • Blank product sourced from Ethiopia This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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