It started as a joke but we ended up creating an absolute crap-ton of variants of this product. Text colors, fonts, and graphic placement can be customized so if you have your own take on this concept, hit us up! Art credit goes to our own Clout Engine team. Let this item express your pride in spelunking the goon cave with your homies! We got it out right on time for No Nut November. Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length • Open main compartment • Blank product sourced from India This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!