You don't have to be a MGTOW guy - or be a guy at all - to see the patterns, but it helps. Girls just wanna monkey branch - and have fun at it.

The unofficial version only has one print surface in the front - it's for cheap fucks.

We had to re-launch this product because the sweatshirt we printed it on was discontinued. We are now using the same unisex sweatshirt that most of our hoodies are printed on. Not to mention the fact that it was banned from Etsy! Get this hot product before the speech police take it away from us forever.

• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide