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As with anything, we are open to customization, so contact us. Maybe you want this on the back? Maybe you want to be cooler than your friends by having an OFFICIAL Clout Engine item with the branding on the tag? Do not hesitate to ask. We might even launch a new item in the store and name it after you.

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Get rid of all the plastic and pack your goodies in this spacious organic cotton tote bag. Fill it up with groceries, books, and travel essentials—there’s room for everything!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)

• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)

• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps

• Open main compartment, flat bottom

• Blank product sourced from China or India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!