Are you the cool wine aunt? Do you have no more eggs? Are you totally okay with that because you'd rather focus on being happy than shitting out crotch spawn? Kids are like boats, right? Your sister has them so why do you need 'em? That's what David Hogg said and he was one of the brightest minds in his class at Quantico. We know it's cut off. This was just a test for our new ad campaign image that we decided to slap on some products. By the time your friends notice, you'll all be too drunk to care.

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