Life only gets worse. Why not laugh about it?

We crapped out a few concepts just from playing around with the Kittl.com editor. Hopefully in the future we can use this powerful tool to create even better graphics for all of you! Of course, some of us in this company have actual skills and don't need baby toys to make high quality graphics, right Brian and Ramon? If you're a cheap fuck you can always go for the unofficial version of this product, but you'd be missing out on a rare NFT-shirt that gives you access to our exclusive boat parties (on Ramon's inflatable raft). As always, the gfx can be put on just about any item and any existing item can be customized to your liking - you need only to reach out and ask us! We're even thinking about shitting out a Clout Engine yoga mat, but you didn't hear that from me.

Check out cloutengine.net for more!

• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide