Antoine Lavoisier is called the father of modern chemistry. He gave us chemical nomenclature and used the scientific method to make chemistry a proper science. During the French Revolution, Lavoisier was convicted for his previous role in the General Farm, which was responsible for collecting taxes from the masses. He was sentenced to death at the guillotine. Though the story is disputed by historians, some believe that he participated in one final experiment. Legend has it that he instructed a close associate, the mathematician Joseph-Louis Lagrange, to count the number of blinks that he made once beheaded. This would enable Lagrange to estimate how long a human head lives after being dismembered. While most scholars count this story as dubious, what is not dubious is that Antoine was a fraudworlder. He was not afraid to take other people's findings as his own. Perhaps even in death, our boy was a fraud king. Regardless of how you see it, Lavoisier is to be remembered by history as a true Chad. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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