I once thought it was amazing that people would spend so much time watching other people play video games. Now there's people watching other people stream video games as characters. Eventually, 95% of the world will spend their lives watching 5% of the world live.

This is a parody of the vtuber agency Hololive, in case you touch grass and therefore didn't pick up on that.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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