Tell your wife and kids to shut the fuck up and let you work! This timeless mug with your waifus delicately pointing out your favorite brand will ground you - pun intended. It is designed to deliver coffee to the mouths of the most discerning beverage connoisseurs and the most crotchety of old ex-gamers. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!